Saturday, April 25, 2009

Sheep Sermon 2005


We have little or no experience to truly understand the agrarian metaphors that abound in the Bible. Our lives are disconnected from the land, from nature, from the natural rhythm of the seasons. The gospel reading for today speaks about sheep and details some sheep behavior. Most of us don’t know much about sheep, other than the lovely pastoral pictures we see of sheep grazing in a field, or perhaps the religious pictures of Jesus with a lamb in his arms. Our bishops carry shepherd’s crooks – of course not the kind that are useful like this one. Metaphors and symbols of sheep and lambs and shepherds abound in Christianity and in the Bible. Psalm 23 that we said earlier is the most well-known psalm in the Bible. Why? What is it about sheep? Sheep can exist on poor pasture, and eat what larger animals will not. Sheep were probably a common site in the dry scrubby hills. But the image you have in your mind of a peaceful flock grazing on green pastures is far from reality.
But what do you really know about sheep? I have listened to many sermons on this Sunday and many of them are about sheep. But I am a shepherd. A part-time shepherd, but a shepherd. I know about sheep, and I would like to set the record straight on a few things.
Sheep are dumb. They die from panic and run into fenceposts and break their necks. Stray dogs or coyotes don’t have to touch them to kill them. If the herd panics, they run in any direction, even over a cliff. Rams will breed until they are exhausted and die – really. Sheep will find any way to get through a fence and get something they think is better on the other side. They have special dietary needs, and can die if they aren’t taken care of properly. Sheep have been bred for thousands of years for their meat, milk and wool. Not for brains or self-preservation. When the gospel reading speaks about being called through a gate, I cringe. Sheep will maim themselves trying to go through a small opening for something they want. Lambs get trampled that way. Sides get ripped up on wood, and legs get broken. This is true even of a small flock.
Sheep are directionless. Even if there is a lead ewe or bellweather, they may wander away from the flock and then not find their way back. Even older ewes do this, and lambs are the most vulnerable. One of the most startling parables for me is that of the lost sheep from the gospel of Luke. No earthly shepherd would leave the flock and search for the lost one. Although Jesus was speaking to tax collectors and Pharisees, they would still be startled at this story. Losses are a part of nature. It makes no human sense to leave those that can be kept safe to search for another that may be already gone.
Sheep are defenseless. As I said, natural selection doesn’t play a part in domesticated species, so any inclination to protect themselves or their young is largely lost. Sheep will challenge dogs that they feel can’t enforce the rules – but this is sheer stupidity. Dogs have the teeth to back up their orders, yet sheep (remember I said stupid) do so occasionally to see if the dog is paying attention.
Sheep do come when called – especially for dinner. In Biblical times several flocks would be put up in a corral for the night and called to separate them in the morning. My sheep know my voice, or actually my van as I drive through the field. They walk alongside the van up to the barn and wait sort of patiently as I prepare a meal for them. I use a dog to keep order and make sure that they don’t hurt themselves as they walk through the gate to get their meal.
Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. Why? The rod is more of a club with spikes in it to protect against wolves. It has evolved into the scepter of kings. The staff is the crook, which is used to move and catch sheep and direct them where they need to go. Sometimes you have to get physical with sheep to get them where they need to be, and the crook comes in handy.
Many countries have legends about kings whose early careers were as shepherds. The youngest son was generally sent out to tend the flocks, as he was too young to help with heavier work. It is a lonely job, and gives you plenty of time to think. You suffer along with the sheep in all weather, you stay up all night listening for predators, you lead the sheep to different pastures according to the seasons. In the spring when you return home, you hope you will have many more sheep than you left with. The Bible has several stories of shepherds. My favorite one is Jacob, who had a great knowledge of genetics. He knew how to breed spotted sheep to enlarge his herd. David was a shepherd before he became king. God told the shepherds in the hills about the birth of Jesus. Isn’t it interesting that they were one of only two groups who were told of the birth? Perhaps because the Shepherd of Humanity had just been born.
All of this sheep discussion brings us to the realization that we are just like sheep. We often rush around with no direction, stick our sheep noses where they have no reason to be. We wander off the path, and lose our way. We have so much pride that we think we can handle anything, yet so many times we find our selves defenseless. We follow leaders blindly, not knowing where they are leading us – we just feel better following someone who seems to know where they are going. We need a Shepherd. We need to recognize his voice, and follow Him. We need his rod to protect us from predators, and his staff to keep us on the right path. Sheep do know their shepherd and follow him, just as we do.

Thursday, April 16, 2009











Spring has come to the farm, and life is returning to everything. I go out with the dogs to see the gardens, and something old or something new is emerging from the soil. We have had a cool and rainy spring, good for ticks (ugh) and lots of lettuce to share with the new bunnies. I love to go to the barn without a flashlight to feed in the mornings. What a treat.




Easter was a bit exciting with the tornadoes. I had to rehearse the men's choir without the organ because there was no power. Flashlights again for the musicians. When I got to church Easter morning, all the presets on the organ were gone - bad news. But the service went off fairly smoothly and everyone was joyous.




I finished the Vogue shrug (Ravelry picture) and a market bag for Linda, our priest. Ellis, the vest by Nora Gaughan, is well on its way. The hemp skirt is not as far along as I would like because I only work on it at school. I also started as practice the Lily of the Valley scarf from the Estonian Lace book by Nancy Bush. Lilies of the Valley are my favorite flower, and the ones I transported to the farm from my home made it through the dry, dusty summer and cold winter and are almost ready to bloom with the ones I just planted.




Work as a tutor always picks up during the last term. I now am teaching Geometry to a student so that he can pass a final exam. That's an extra 4 -6 hours a week.




The sheep fence should be started soon. Then I can decide how many and what kind of sheep I will get to augment the flock for working dogs. Mine will be sheared at the end of May with another flock close by, since I have only three - Cowboy, Violet, and Rose. Soon they and some new friends will have almost 5 acres of pasture and I will have good options in spaces to train again. I so miss it.








Enjoy the wonderful spring and make the most of your time on earth.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Bell Curve Skirt




I finished the Bell Curve skirt. It is gorgeous. I'm also almost (one sleeve short) of finishing the Vogue shrug. Life is good.


We had great thunderstorms this morning, and I had strange vivid dreams. No, the content will not be discussed. The dogs are muddy and track everything into the house. I will hear about it tonight, I'm sure, but we all had fun stomping in mud puddles before I left for the gym.


I started Ellis by Norah Gaughan yesterday, and the Berrocco Suede is an interesting ribbon type yarn. I got some on sale in a terra-cotta coral color. I think I like it. More Zoe is coming in purple for another Bell Curve skirt, and I think I'm set for the summer for projects.




BH is reneging on the sheep fence - too expensive and he doesn't want to take the time. He did promise, and it was the one big item I insisted on before marrying him. He has no idea what he is in for. I need sheep to work, and to have students, and to work my own dogs. That is the reason I agreed to the family farm purchase. Everything else about the quality of my life has degenerated for the sheep.




The sun has come out now, and it is a warm lovely spring day. I enjoy seeing my kids after spring break, and they are now preparing for the end - graduation. I will miss them, but there is always another batch coming along that needs tutoring and mothering. But this group was special. They were at the wedding.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Spring Break and New Beginnings




I have been having a blast on break. Most of the usual chores are done, and it is spring (well, it is supposed to snow again) and I'm on the way to more sheep! The UT extension guy, Brian, is coming on Friday to help me out with shearing and such and discuss his new sheep project in Coffee County. Tomorrow I'm going to teach two women what I know about dyeing (not terribly much, but I've done it and they haven't). Theater tickets, a haircut, and a trip to the big nursery are also all in the cards very soon.




I attended the SnB in town last night and had fun. I normally can't go as it is 45 minutes from me, but breaks and summer I plan on going. I even got some work done. My Bell Curve skirt is almost finished, I started Kat Coyle's Linen Trumpet Skirt in hemp, and I just need the sleeves on the Vogue Shrug. I do feel I'm making progress.




I went to the Alpaca show in Shelbyville on Sunday. What interesting animals. I had not seen one up close. Of course I bought some great yarn - laceweight for the Estonian lily of the valley scarf and some heavier for whatever. You know, whatever because it is alpaca.




The sheep are craving pasture. My husband has had a year to put it up and it may happen soon. He becomes pissed if I ask him about it, so I have to keep quiet. I do see numbers on a piece of paper and I saw him measuring, so it may happen soon. I just hope it's about five acres or so for a dozen sheep to have fun in.




Happy spring.




PS The puppy needs a home. She showed up about a month ago in full heat. She is now spayed, shot, loves cats, small children, and needs to be an inside dog. Runs with my pack like a veteran. She's probably 9 months old and a beagle/lab mix. No name so I don't keep her.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Diary of a Switch Knitter


The wonderful time of spring break is here. I'm waiting for my last student before I am free and clear to go play in the mud.

I am working on learning new techniques again. I am practicing continental knitting, and ravelry friends have suggested learning to knit backwards and avoid purling. I am getting the hang of continental, but am as awkward as can be in purling. So may different ways to get the same result, so little time.....

My stray girl was spayed, shot, wormed and tested this week. She is all clear for a new home soon. My camera has died ( well, I bought it for 50 dollars at the unclaimed baggage store seven years ago, I guess I've gotten good use out of it) so I need to find my husband's camera and hope it has a computer cable ....

Saturday is supposed to be 70 degrees and sunny. I would like to go to a sheep and yarn show in Shelbyville at the Calsonic arena and see it. Maybe I can find a nice sheep kid or two to help with vaccinating and shearing my woolies since Ken has refused to help. Maybe even find some nice handspun. . . Yes I know it's Lent and I shouldn't buy more yarn, but this is special. I have been saying MP every day and doing spiritual reading (while I knit) and I do enjoy the discipline, but heck, it's handspun.
Today (Friday) I had to lead my yoga class again. I didn't know the instructor was going to be gone, but there we were with no one in front of the class. It is actually good practice for when I get my certification, but I'd really like to know beforehand. And as I have found out, I don't get to do much yoga if I'm leading it. Sun salutes this afternoon out on the lawn for me ...
It also looks as though I'm going to be trying to fence another pasture for sheep by myself. I am going to start and see if DH throws a fit and gets it done. I've been waiting a year. A friend also suggested cutting a hole in the old carpet to see if I can get the new bamboo floor sooner. I thought of cutting a hole and putting in the sample and just saying I wanted to see how nice it would look. I don't know if I'm brave enough for that. We'll see. Knit on.......

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

And It Begins Again






For 15 years I have spent my February holding hands with seniors who are writing their first major research paper. It is always on Hamlet. I then spend days, nights, and weekends helping them get through the meticulous and time-consuming process without failing any other courses. It is the curse of the shortest winter month, the time when it seems that spring will never arrive.






But it has. My crocus and snowdrops are coming up around the forsythia. There are other signs that spring will be here in the woods. Racoons have had cute litters in the barn that keep trying to break into the sheep feed.






We have a stray little puppy girl She showed up at the house last week in full heat. Hobo had been having a good time. I brought her into the laundry room because it was cold. She then left through the dog door in the morning, and puts herself up at night on her mat. A very smart girl. I'm taking her to the vet next week, and I hope someone will want her. She is a sweetheart.






I think that the Koigu project may go into hibernation for awhile. I want to finish the shrug, and against doctor's orders (!) I cast on for the Star skirt. It is fun and the best project to work on in school. Not to much patterwork or counting so I can talk to friends and keep my hands busy.






Linda, Debbie and I went on a wool hunting trip this weekend. In just two stores we had enough to fill a trunk. I bought some beautiful colors and textures, and two garments of white wool (!). Debbie was reluctant to buy a pleated Pendleton suit even though it was about the right color. I told her to get it and I would wear it to church on Sunday. Well. It is a perfect fit and just gorgeous. Now I have to call Debbie and tell her that I will give her her two dollars back.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Today is warmer. Not warm, but warmer. The sun is shining and I'm happy. The gym was closed today, so I had some time in the morning to take all four dogs on a long walk and turn the heel on my second sock. The grandkids are coming this afternoon, so I'll stop at the grocery and get home in time to kid-proof the house.

A female puppy in heat showed up at the house a couple of days ago. My first thought is take her to the pound, but she is loving, sweet, and I just can't do it. So in a couple of weeks I'll take her in for spaying, shots, etc. Linda (friend) said she might have a home for her. When it became bitter cold I told DFH I was bringing her in to the laundry room. He said what if she howls. I said I would sleep with her. I brought her in and put her on a couple of sheepskin mats. As I spoke to her and petted her, she stretched and yawned and fell asleep. She didn't explore. The next morning I put her out. The next evening I looked for her outside and she wasn't around. I thought she might be with Hobo in the barn. I went to the laundry room and there she was! Curled up and asleep. I didn't show her how to use the dog door; she figured it out from my two. And she doesn't try to get into the house through the second door. She knows her place. She is probably a beagle-lab mix, smallish and yellow. I hope to find a home for her, but if not, she can stay. She even loves cats.

I haven't had much time to knit this week, and I don't have much time to finish the scarf for DFH for Valentine's day. I have to work on it at school or when he is not home. I'm hopeful I will get it done - then the socks, shrug, and toreador jacket need to get done. Yes, I have yarn and have purchased yarn for several more projects for DFH, me, and the grandkids. Socks for them, skirts for me. I am also starting a hooked rug to support the efforts of Linda in finishing her hooked rug. I haven't hooked in years, but I'm sure it's like riding a bike. Wait, I can't ride a bike. I nearly killed myself last year trying to ride a paved straight path with DFH. Oh well.